Absolute Random Nonsense

In 1984 while on a plane they showed the movie Yentl. Towards the end where she reveals she is a woman I was instructed to keep my head down to avoid seeing the nudity to which I obliged although in an earlier scene where the guys go swimming nude I was allowed to continue watching. Years later I remembered the scene and out of curiosity searched for it online. It was extremely lame with nothing explicit shown. I felt seriously ripped off.  

An Iranian mother-of-two found dead in Galway after having her throat cut has been named locally as Masuma Sohrabi. Gardai are set to launch a murder investigation after the 31-year-old was found dead near the IPAS accommodation where she had been residing in Clifden on Thursday morning. Staff at the Waterloo House IPAS accommodation discovered the woman after being unable to find her. Masuma was found near the river on Waterloo Bridge on the Galway Road with catastrophic neck injuries. A man known to her was arrested near the scene and was taken to hospital for injuries incurred during the horrific incident. Gardai now want to question him on suspicion of murder once he is deemed medically fit. The victim's name was Masuma Sohrabi, and most pals in the IPAS centre knew her simply as ‘Athija’. She was mother to a five year old girl and nine year old boy - both of whom attended a local school in Clifden. Masuma was working in a hotel in the area, locals say, and had come to this cou...

When I had first come to the US I did not know many people. So one night as I was in bed with a magazine I saw an advertisement for a phone sex line. I called it up and began chatting with the phone sex operator. I told her I was 26 (even though I was younger) and that I practiced law. I also gave her a fake name. She also told me things about herself and assured me she wasn't lying. She asked me what I wanted to do and I suggested that we meet up. We realized we were both very different from each other's perceptions. As it turned out she was pregnant.   

A California doctor who billed a whopping $35 million in hospice care to Medicare last year has had her billing license revoked. Dr. Fariba Javaherian is a registered dermatologist, but according to Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services (CMS) billing data obtained by The Post, she is associated with 63 hospice facilities across California either as a medical director, attending physician or in some other capacity. The National Provider Identifier (NPI) registered with Dr. Javaherian, a unique 10 digit number given to individual healthcare providers, was used for 1,662 unique patients across the 63 hospice agencies and appeared on more than 6,000 claims that billed $35,816,331. Following The Post’s extensive investigation, CMS revoked Javaherian’s license to bill Medicare.  When asked for comment about Javaherian’s suspension to bill Medicare, CMS Administrator Dr. Mehmet Oz told The Post, “‘Do no harm’ was ignored, and in its place, was a practice of devastating damage disguis...

One day as Bijan and I sat next to each other in the prayer room, Karimi’s pants, specifically its brand, caught our eye causing us to once again erupt in uncontrollable laughter. Why one would produce pants under the ridiculous brand name of “mama” was beyond us but there we had it right in front of our eyes. We couldn’t wait to be dismissed so we could point it out to others and even Karimi himself. Much to our surprise no one else seemed to even acknowledge our observation and in response to our question of what brand pants Karimi was wearing, some responded, “Lois.” Fed up with the lack of desired reactions, I finally went up to Karimi and asked him what brand his pants were. While he probably did not know where I was heading with this line of questioning, he simply smiled and said, “They are Sadr brand.” Bijan and I followed him around a bit to determine why no one else could see what was so clear to us. It baffled us that not only everyone was reading the brand completely wrong...

Mohammad Rafikian, aka Mo Kian, 54, Queens, New York, was re-sentenced to a term of 16 to 50 years in prison after being tried again and re-convicted of holding himself out as an attorney and a registered investment advisor and then stealing $5 million from seven individuals through fraudulent real estate and capital investment transactions. Rafikian was the chairman and chief executive officer of First Investors Capital Corporation, Astoria, Queens.  He also occasionally worked as a paralegal for the law firm of Marcus & Associates, which maintained an office as a subtenant at Rafikian’s Astoria office.  It was the named partner of this law firm whose identity that Rafikian assumed. Rafikian was convicted in August 2014, of one count of first-degree grand larceny, seven counts of second-degree grand larceny, six counts of second-degree criminal impersonation, three counts of first-degree scheme to defraud and three counts of practicing law without a license following a tw...

I once came across this tribe that had very odd customs. One custom that they had was that they would suddenly and simultaneously lift one leg up, begin hopping on the other leg and all do a weird chant in unison. From time to time the elder of the tribe would casually sit on someone's head and no objections would be raised. It took me some time but I'm glad I finally broke away from that tribe.  

A judge has ordered the release of two Iranian-born LSU students from an Immigration and Customs Enforcement detention center, where they have been detained since late June.  Pouria Pourhosseinhendabad and Parisa Firouzabadi, a married couple enrolled in the mechanical engineering Ph.D. program at LSU, were released this week on the recommendation of a federal magistrate, according to a news release from the American Civil Liberties Union of Louisiana.  The pair were arrested at their off-campus apartment in Baton Rouge in late June. Both have legal status to study in the United States, according to the ACLU.  The couple’s attorneys allege their arrests were illegal. According to the release, ICE used state police to get the couple to step out of their apartment to discuss a hit-and-run they reported previously so that ICE could arrest them.  “Pouria and Parisa came to the U.S. legally, have no criminal records, and have spent years taking classes and pursuing their ...

I’ve been told all my life that you not only poop but pee when you die. I just don’t see it. I feel like maybe if you had one in the chamber already, then yes. But they want you to think no matter what when you die you poop and pee. What if I had just pooped? You expect me to poop if I had I already pooped? Nonsense. Still I would like clarification on this.