Absolute Random Nonsense

In 1996 I went to the Bronx to check out and potentially buy a car. As we were trying to locate a particular dealership I approached an intersection. A woman was standing there, seemingly lost as she kept looking around aimlessly. Once she spotted me she asked me if anyone had told me I looked like Barry Manilow. I told her no one had. She then asked if I thought I resembled him. I told her that although I was familiar with the name I didn't really know what he looked like. As we continued our conversation, I got spun around by one of the people with me who demanded to know what I was doing. I said I was just talking. He then said, "Don't you see? She's a hooker." Days later I had another encounter with a hooker in a different state.  

Glendale Police Department officers responded to the 1100 block of Sonora Avenue regarding a reported structure fire involving a commercial building on Sunday, May 17, at approximately 10:25 p.m. The Glendale Fire Department responded to the scene with assistance from the Burbank Fire Department and Pasadena Fire Department. Fire personnel initiated an immediate response and worked to extinguish the fire. Following the extinguishment of the fire, two deceased individuals were located inside the structure. The Los Angeles County medical examiner's office identified one of the victims on Tuesday as Mariyan Khosravizadeh, who sustained multiple gunshot wounds. In a post made to Facebook on Monday, City Councilmember candidate Vrej Agajanian said the fire broke out at his TV studio building and that the space will be inaccessible for the next few days as authorities continue their investigation and safety inspections. "Thankfully, none of our staff members were injured. However, w...

In early 2005 I visited southern California. As we were out for breakfast one morning I noticed someone with long hair and wearing a baseball cap sitting in the back. He reminded me of David Lee Roth and I mentioned this to my friend. He also saw the resemblance. We randomly began calling the name David out loud to see if he would react but he didn't. As we continued debating whether it is him or not my friend's girlfriend stood up, called on the guy and said, "These guys think you are David Lee Roth." He hesitated, smiled and noncommittally asked, "Why, do I look like him?" He then denied it was him. He finished his meal before us and as he was leaving gave us a look and a thumbs up before exiting.  

An Iranian man who intervened during a knife attack on a Jewish man in Golders Green has told the BBC how he was trying to save a life. Ashkan Asadian rushed to help 76-year-old Moshe Shine as he was being attacked at a bus stop on Wednesday morning. Fearing Shine would be killed, Asadian said he tried to disarm the attacker. When the attacker later fled into a greengrocer's, Asadian barricaded him in with a shopping trolley, helping to give police enough time to arrive. Shine, who suffered serious injuries, has now been discharged from hospital. CCTV footage showed Shine standing at a bus stop adjusting his kippah - a traditional cap - before he was attacked on the north London street. Moments later someone could be seen lunging at him before he tried to get away, with the attacker close behind. Asadian, 61, said he had decided on the spur of the moment to intervene, having seen the stabbing right in front of him. "I saw him stabbing the old man in the neck," he told the...

In math class in college the professor factored out 2t early on from the expression and carried it through the entire problem. Each time he mentioned 2t it reminded me of a parrot. I thought to myself how confusing it would have been if in one of my math classes in Iran the teacher had a word problem that not only involved parrots but required an early common factor of 2t to solve the problem. It probably would have driven the teacher mad while prompting unnecessary questions from each of the students just to get the teacher to repeatedly say 2t.   

A Dallas business owner's decision to fly home with a humanoid robot has led to a new Southwest Airlines policy restricting the transport of human‑like devices. Aaron Mehdizadeh, owner of The Robot Studio in North Dallas, was returning from Las Vegas when he brought along Stewie, a 3.5‑foot humanoid robot typically rented out for events. Instead of shipping Stewie as cargo, Mehdizadeh bought the robot its own seat, using a type of ticket often purchased for fragile items such as wedding dresses or equipment. To meet airline and TSA requirements, Stewie was fitted with a smaller battery that could pass through security. The robot then walked through the airport and boarded the flight to Dallas Love Field. Passengers and flight attendants reacted with surprise as Stewie made its way to a window seat, drawing stares, photos, and plenty of questions. "Most people were very excited to see a robot flying and provided so much entertainment, and it was great," Mehdizadeh said. Tw...

 An Iranian heiress locked in a nasty, $200 million divorce battle with her doctor husband sneakily signed away control of her company so he couldn’t claim any cash from the business, new court documents allege. Setareh “Star” Bral — the daughter of a late real estate mogul believed to have had ties to the last shah of Iran — relinquished control of Star Pacific Properties shortly after she separated from UCLA Dr. Ryan Aronin, according to documents obtained by The California Post.    Aronin claimed that the property management company, which is estimated to be worth $15 million, is now controlled by Bral’s brother, Sean Bral. “Setareh took deliberate actions to reduce her income on paper and restrict her access to funds,” the documents said, pointing out that her brother allegedly “does not have an ownership interest” in the company. The document passing control of the business from sister to brother is dated October 15, 2024. Aronin has claimed the couple separated in M...

The date of my written and road test was approaching and I had been studying the driver’s manual. Based on what I had heard from friends who had taken the test, some questions were tricky and during the road test the testing officer would order you to perform illegal moves, for which he would fail you if you obliged. Amir, who had taken and flunked the written test, gave me some last-minute advice and told me about his experience. “Some of the material wasn’t even in the manual. I just guessed or tried to use common sense about it but I figure I got them wrong. One question was about whether you’re permitted to stage mule racing contests on a public street. I think I said no although I perhaps should have gone with the choice where it said you can with prior permission. Another was asking if during bus rides between different cities the bus driver is allowed to turn off the interior lights at night. I said yes because a lot of people sleep during the long rides, especially at night.” T...

An Iranian mother detained by U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement officers was released this week following advocacy from Republican House Majority Leader Steve Scalise. Mandonna "Donna" Kashanian, 64, was detained by ICE officers last month as she gardened in the yard of her New Orleans home. CBS New Orleans affiliate WWL-TV reports that it happened on June 22, the day after U.S. forces bombed Iran. She's lived in the United States for 47 years and her husband of 35 years, Russell Milne, and 32-year-old daughter Kaitlynn are both U.S. citizens. Kashanian had been allowed to stay in the U.S. as long as she checked in regularly with immigration authorities, as she had done without fail, her family and attorney said.  More than 100 of Kashanian's neighbors wrote letters of support for her, which Hilferty told the AP she and Scalise had shared with the Trump administration.  Kashanian arrived in the U.S. in 1978 on a student visa and unsuccessfully applied for asylu...