Absolute Random Nonsense

Ramak Safi played for the Jacksonville Armada FC. He is currently on their coaching staff. Ramak Safi, a native of Urmia, Iran, is a defender who attended Jacksonville’s Englewood High School before playing college soccer at Thomas University in Thomasville, Ga., and transferring to Jacksonville University for two years … has played professionally with the NASL’s Carolina RailHawks as well as Real Maryland Monarchs, the Charlotte Eagles and the Jacksonville United FC in the NPSL … also coached youth soccer at Armada FC partner Jacksonville Football Club.  

Can someone do a 4 page paper on Functional Behavior Assessment and a Behavioral Plan for me? Just make up the student that it applies to.

Kiyan Sharifian was on Judge Judy.  

Sheila Farhang was on Inside Addition.

I love it when people talk about me. It confirms that I have made it while others haven't.   

The best prank in the world is to find someone who is painting his walls brown and when he isn't looking to swap his paint bucket with a bucket full of diarrhea. For best results don't tell him what you have done until a few months after he is done painting.   

I just bought a pair of jeans. I used to always buy size 32/32. While I can understand my waist going to 33 or 34, I have no explanation why the length of a pair of jeans that fit me now is 30. My last pair of jeans was 34/32 and I had to roll up the bottom so that it wouldn't go under my shoes.   

My experience with Eskan was one night driving back from the gym and as I reached the end of Mirdamad I glanced at Eskan long enough for one of my wheels to remain on the lane going straight and the other to go on the slight up ramp making a right on Vali Asr Street which I noticed after hearing the bottom of my car scrape along the median.   

Zidane and Papin. He was such a great French player.  

In a November 29, 2014 game the New York Red Bulls played the New England Revolution. Tim Cahill wore a black armband during the game. I believe it was because of the anniversary of their 2-2 draw against us.   

Mahan Jalali was on Divorce Court. Melissa and Mahan Jalali met in January 2011 after Melissa responded to an ad Mahan had placed on Craigslist saying he was looking for a relationship. After two months, Melissa was pregnant and the two got married because Mahan felt it was ‘the right thing to do’. However, Mahan later discovered that Melissa wasn’t pregnant before the wedding, but shortly after it, leading to trust issues. Furthermore, Mahan says Melissa had a love affair with a “loser guy” that everyone including his friends and family knew about but him while he was out of town working to support his family. Melissa, on the other hand, claims that Mahan isn’t so innocent either, as emails of his reveal that he had countless flings during their relationship!  

In the new adventures of Dora there was no sign of Boots. I think she may have killed him.   

Yashar Ahmadpour was on Judge Judy. If you recorded this episode please send it to him via Facebook.  

If anyone knows the whereabouts of Christian Daneshian please let me know.   

Melody Akhtari was on Wheel of Fortune and won.

I had a great day.

I used to have a neighbor who referred to an object's center of gravity as "magassel".

Sap's out, spring's on the rise!

Andisheh Baraghani was on Rachel Ray.

At least one Mexican has told me that a dream come would be to be sitting out on their deck and watching a white man mow their lawn.    

Firouz Naderi, a well-known Iranian scientist who spent 36 years working for NASA in a range of technical and management capacities and led the Mars Exploration Programme, has passed away at the age of 77. Iran Press /  Iran news:  Firouz Naderi, a well-known Iranian American scientist who held several technical and management posts at NASA’s Jet Propulsion Laboratory and made a significant contribution to the creation of the country’s robotic space missions, passed away on 9 June 2023.  Dr. Naderi underwent a life-altering incident two weeks ago that left him paralyzed from the neck down. He sustained a fall in conjunction with a cardiac episode. He thus sustained a severe neck injury that included spinal cord damage. Surgery was needed to treat the resulting paralysis, and partial recovery was expected to take place within four to five months. Dr. Firouz Michael Naderi passed away today at the age of 77 after combating a devastating neck injury. 

I had so much on my to-do list tonight but I got distracted by my ghelyoon.

Has anyone attended Bluford High School in California?   

The Iron Sheik, a standout Greco-Roman wrestler from Iran who gained global fame in professional wrestling with his 1980s rivalries against the likes of Hulk Hogan, died Wednesday at the age of 81, according to his official Twitter account. Sheik, whose real name was Hossein Khosrow Ali Vaziri, was a former WWF World Heavyweight champion and was inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame in 2005. As a hated heel, he had legendary battles in the 1980s against Hogan, Bob Backlund and Sgt. Slaughter. Vaziri beat Backlund for the WWF title in December 1983, and, one month later, Hogan defeated Vaziri in front of more than 20,000 at New York's Madison Square Garden to win the belt for the first time. The match helped catapult Hulkamania into a phenomenon, leading into the first WrestleMania one year later. "With his larger than life persona, incredible charisma, and unparalleled in-ring skills, he captivated audiences around the globe," said the statement from his Twitter

In July of 2014 Abjeez were on NPR's gig alert although they song they played from them was sung in Spanish.   

Does anyone know Omar Shamshoon?   

On July 16, 2014 Jian Ghomeshi interviewed Maziar Jobrani on NPR. It was an awesome piece.   

One of my African friends told me that quickly chanting "oppo" will bring good fortune to you. I say for the success of TM against African teams we all do this and type oppo 10 times and to make it seem like we are doing it quickly do not leave any space in between each oppo.   

Ali Ranjbar and Ati Hakimi were suing Farzad Khorshidian on Judge Judy. Judge Judy dismissed their suit against DJ Farzad Khorsidian, for $2,500, for their $600 deposit for a postponed reception, and hiring a new DJ.  

Guys help me decide what color do-rag I should buy.   

Pardis Fardjad-Azad is playing for Azerbaijan instead of Iran.  

Friday July 23 1993, 1st kiss in the US. Monday July 26, 1993 she said let's be friends.  

Slightly odd.