He’s best known by his first name…. Kia. His life is remarkable. Kia Zolgharnain was born in Iran in 1965. His family was wealthy and lived in a mansion with maids and servants. He was not allowed to play in the streets, so he watched kids play soccer from his window. He learned the game in his mind. When he was six, his father took him on a trip to Spain, Germany, and England where he watched professional soccer teams like Manchester United play. “That was the turning point for me,” he said. “It was soccer 24-7 in my mind. That’s what I wanted to do.” The family came to America where Kia said they were met with culture shock. “Our hotel had a television with like 200 channels,” he said. “I didn’t want to sleep. I wanted to watch TV.” He said watching shows was his motivation to learn English because he wanted to know what the “Fonz” was saying on Happy Days . By 17, he was coaching and playing the sport he watched from his mansion in Iran. In 1983, he turned pro right out of hig...
When I was a kid I used to bite my upper lip to the point where it would turn red and look like a third lip. Once someone asked me why I did that. I said it was because when I grew up I didn't want any facial hair so that my face could look young and this was my way of burning the yet to grow hair. They pointed out that if this worked it would only be effective for the area right above my lip and thus a bit higher, the sides and the entire beard area would still remain. I said I would just shave those areas. They mentioned that if I was gonna shave anyway why not just shave the whole thing instead of trying to allegedly burn some parts. I told them to shut up.