Absolute Random Nonsense

Last time I was in California I brought a visit to the Universal Studio's, there was an native American section, there was a big shop which sold Sioux souvenirs, there worked Sioux guys there (maybe mixed and not 100% Indian) I was looking to the pictures of their leaders and their arts. It was a hot summer and I was everyday at the beach so I was very brownish, I also had long hair. A guy told me where I am from, I told him from Senegal, he said you don't look African at all, I said I am originally from Iran. Then that guy said Great God, I thought you were native American too, an older guy told me that he also believed that the Sioux have caucasian influences, so they have a big nose and bigger eyes, not a little nose and narrow eyes as the Mongolians, but very interesting was the motifs on their carpets, which that old wise man said also they look very Iranian, I saw a book with all of Sioux motifs in it, also their religion resembles ours, their God is Wakan T

I almost got myself fired today. An oriental man came to me and started talking to me with an Indian accent. It was just so unexpected I couldn't prevent my laughter slightly spilling out.   

 Ramin Taheri works as an assistant editor on Wheel of Fortune. He looks nothing like I imagined him.

Even at this age I wish I had a pair of zany zappers so I could wear them in the dark and make stupid faces.

Feet are the shoeist Cows are the mooiest Gum is the chewiest Bluebirds are the blueist Ghosts are the booiest Jelly is the gooiest Owls are the hooiest Moses is the jewiest Ex-lax is the pooiest Wangsters are the cooiest Couples are the twoiest Rick Flair is the wooiest Animals are the zooiest Detectives are the clueist Vertigo is the U2iest Nuts are cashewiest Eskimos are the iglooiest Sticky is the glueiest Sexy is the see-throughiest   

Please let me know my next mission. You know who you are.   

 Yasmin Parvaneh is the perfect cross between Iran and Duran Duran.

One night at 3:00am a freaking coyote started howling outside our bedroom window.   

Dr. Saman Faramarzi, also known as Dr. Sam, is the Founder of SAFA Life and Wellness. Dr. Sam completed her Naturopathic Medical training at Bastyr University, in Washington State. Before she attended medical school, she completed her undergraduate degree in Nutrition Sciences and practiced as a weight loss expert.   While studying the intricacies of the physiology of the body in Medical School, she became fascinated with the mind-body connection. She had mastered facilitating healing in the body, and wanted to learn more about the mind. "Some of the signs you might not be getting enough pre/probiotics in your diet include experiencing gas, bloating, constipation or diarrhea," says Dr. Sam. "Also, gut issues don't always manifest as direct gastrointestinal symptoms, sometimes they show up as headaches, acne and joint pain and if ignored for long enough can turn into chronic illnesses."