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Cyrus and Maryam Nikou were on Million Dollar Listing.

What do you do if you are stuck somewhere and have explosive diarrhea and yet the bathroom does not provide sufficient privacy as far as being sound proof?

Katelyn Ansari found herself a date at Home Depot.

For the longest time I thought that the song "Wild boys" was performed by Wham! and it wasn't intil 1995 when I bought Duran Duran's Arena album and heard it on there that I realized my mistake. I think it was probably due to me mixing up Wild Boys with Bad Boys.

"So I am not a “foozool” person. That’s a lie. I am. With my friends, I am. with my husband, I am. If someone’s texting, I’m like, “Who are you texting?” But I don’t ask a lot of questions of people, but it’s such a thing in our culture. People are very upset with me because I call it part of Persian culture. Obviously, it’s not a part of our greater culture. It’s like we have an amazing, beautiful centuries-old culture. But we like to know what’s going on with everybody. I wanted to make something like “MTV Cribs.” And my original idea was I would show up to celebrities’ homes as my different characters, and then my different characters would go through their things. But then I was working with – I was kind of bouncing off ideas with Sina Valiollah. Do you know him? He’s like Persian Jimmy Kimmel. He’s incredible. So, and he was like, “No, you should kind of do it as yourself.” And so I became this really annoying character. And then, so now it’s like this mixture o

In middle school our school song was: "Nikan is the school that’s cool and you know that it’s true. The girls are the cutest and the guys are the hippest too." It was slightly odd as our school was all male.

When Dorsa Derakhshani was 19 years old, she came to the United States with six suitcases and a passport. St. Louis University offered her a full ride scholarship if she played on the chess team for up to six years, and she knew she couldn't pass it up. However, she is more than just a college student — she is the second Iranian woman in history to become a chess international master. She won the Asian Youth Chess Championship three times, her first win being at 14 years old. She was awarded the prestigious titles of woman grandmaster and international master in 2016, among the highest ranks awarded in chess by the International Chess Federation. Her team at St. Louis University won silver in the 2017 Pan-American Intercollegiate Chess Championship, the highest-rated intercollegiate team competition in chess. She went on to finish third in the 2020 U.S. Women’s Championships. Now, she plays on the chess team for the University of Missouri while in her second year of me

I have accomplished one of my life long goals of conducting a secret hand shake at a hospital.

If you could have the operation for free, would you seal your butt hole and install too smaller butt holes in your armpits instead?