Absolute Random Nonsense

I am considering giving out directions to Sharif University for anyone taking the Tajrish-Azadi minibusses who got off on the highway prior to reaching Azadi Square and walked the remaining distance. I understand that this information will be non applicable and of little use to most present and future readers.  

Last night I had such a weird dream. I dreamt myself and this girl as lovers in different periods of world history, beginning with Adam and Eve being tempted by a snake in the Garden of Eden, then we impersonated Cleopatra and her lover, continuing with, among others, a medieval couple, a woman saying good-bye to her husband embarking on a war as a Grande Armée soldier in the early 19th century, interwar gangster couple, 1940s lovers celebrating the end of war, 1960s hippies and flower children, 1970s punks, and 1980s contemporaries.   

Sometimes when I read my posts I think it's like a conversation where no one stops to breath. Is it my imagination or did God already leave the table?   

I think it would be a nice gesture if once a year Sharif University allowed visitors to enter its grounds and observe the exterior of the buildings inside. But they should deny them entry to each of the buildings to avoid causing confusion for the visitors. The people inside the buildings should just occasionally wave at the visitors from behind the windows.

Would you like me to seduce you? Is that what you're trying to tell me?   

Does anyone know a place to go when all the lights are low?   

Working the night shift I get off at 3:00 breaking out of that factory.   

I sometimes think that me being amazing is what got me into Sharif University. At other times I think getting into Sharif University has made me amazing. It's kinda like the chicken and the egg story.   

This morning I woke up and thought it was the worst morning ever. Then I bit into a toaster strudel and thought it was the best morning ever. Then I slaughtered and mutilated the German boy who had crept into my house.

Do any of you guys like me more than you did yesterday but less than you will tomorrow?

Has anyone ever taken their ass to the top of a building and thrown themselves under cars and trains?   

This girl was saying she had 99 ways to make me her man but when she started describing them I only counted about 15 ways. What do I do?   

Nearly one million students participate in Iran's university entrance exam every year. To rank high enough amongst them to gain admission to Sharif University is truly an amazing accomplishment.   

For the next 58 days I will be taking at least 14 selfies a day.

Let's play a game called guess the logo. I'll go first. This one might be hard as some of you may not have it seen it before and are not familiar with it. Let me know if you need any hints.    

Dictation is being forced in Afghanistan. Revolution in South Africa is taking a stand. People in Eurasia are on the brink of oppression. I hope it's going to be alright.   

Any girl that carries a dog around with her like an accessory needs to be shot, chopped up and fed to that same dog.

I've often wondered how Moses on a motorbike would look like.

The dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had.   

Last night I had the weirdest dream about random things like Harry Truman, Doris Day, Red China, Johnnie Ray, South Pacific, Walter Winchell, Joe DiMaggio, Joe McCarthy, Richard Nixon, Studebaker, television, North Korea, South Korea, Marilyn Monroe, Rosenbergs, H-bomb, Sugar Ray, Panmunjom, Brando, "The King and I" and "The Catcher in the Rye," Eisenhower, vaccine, England's got a new queen, Marciano, Liberace, Santayana goodbye, Joseph Stalin, Malenkov, Nasser and Prokofiev, Rockefeller, Campanella, Communist Bloc, Roy Cohn, Juan Peron, Toscanini, Dacron, Dien Bien Phu falls, "Rock Around the Clock", Einstein, James Dean, Brooklyn's got a winning team, Davy Crockett, Peter Pan, Elvis Presley, Disneyland, Bardot, Budapest, Alabama, Krushchev, Princess Grace, "Peyton Place", trouble in the Suez, Little Rock, Pasternak, Mickey Mantle, Kerouac, Sputnik, Chou En-Lai, "Bridge on the River Kwai", Lebanon, Charles de Gaul...

Does anyone know where I can find old episodes of the TV show mmhmm?

This morning I had a scary experience at Dunkin Donuts. They were giving out free samples of mint coolatta. The girl doing so would get in anyone's face who entered and very aggressively say "Do you want a free sample of mint coolatta? Do you? DO YOU?" God help you if you said no. She would literally attack you, strip you naked, hog tie you and pour it down your throat and then proceed to lash you. 

Having yearned for fame all of my life, now that I have it I don't want it anymore.

I truly believe that Jesus He knows me.

Do you guys think people would be interested in buying washable/reusable toilet paper if I invented it?   

In 1986 I begged my cousin to make me a mixed tape. I gave him a few songs I wanted and told him to fill in the rest himself. He did one side of it for me and about 3 years later I filled in the other side. The side that he did fill were these songs: Paul Hardcastle - Nineteen Jazzy Jay - Son of Beat Street Jonzun Crew - Pack Jam   George Kranz - Din Daa Daa Mark Scott - I Don't Wanna Come Down The Bar-Kays - Freakshow on the Dance Floor Modern Talking - Cheri Cheri Lady Madonna - Holiday Modern Talking - Brother Louie

Last night I must have dreamed a thousand dreams. I could see marching feet moving in the street. As I read the news it said that danger had gone away even though I could still see fire burning into the night. With everything gone so wrong I prayed for the return of Superman. Various world leaders were giving speeches on large video screens in front of mass crowds. They included Benito Mussolini, Ayatollah Ruhollah Khomeini, Mikhail Gorbachev and his aides.   

Last night I had the weirdest dream. I was walking down the street when a pack of reverse vampires began chasing me. I quickly painted a wall purple with a yellow border and red dots to distract them. I then slipped into a manhole. Meanwhile in a nearby cafe, a young woman was drinking coffee and reading a comic book which included a drawing of me. As the girl read the waitress brought her the bill. I then winked at the girl from the page. My hand reached out of the comic book, inviting the girl into it. Once inside I sang to her and introduced her to my black-and-white world which featured a sort of looking-glass portal where people and objects look real on one side and pencil-drawn on the other as I told her that she's all the things I've got to remember. Meanwhile, back in the restaurant, the waitress returned to find that the girl was not there. Believing that the girl had left without paying the bill, she angrily crumpled and threw the girl's comic book in...

Last night I had a dream that an angel come down unto me holding a key in her hands and uttering words of compassion and peace as in the distance an army's marching feet could be heard. We laid down on the sand of the sea and before us animosity stood and decreed that we speak not of love only blasphemy. We then saw a plague and a river of blood and every evil soul died in spite of their seven tears. There was a new city with streets of gold and no death for with every breath the voice of many colors sang a song so bold.   

Last night I had a dream that I was falling into space and staring through a hole in the ozone. As I was entering the atmosphere I spotted a teardrop in the sky and heard sounds of morning sighs. From this cloud where I hung I spied all tiny creatures on the ground below. For my being reckless got me strung up in the sky.   

Once there was this girl who wouldn't go and change with the girls in the change room. But when they finally made her they saw birthmarks all over her body. She couldn't quite explain it. They'd always just been there.