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Would anyone like to receive a sensual massage from me?  
With the score 3-0 we left at the 88th minute. There were 3 more goals scored. Also I bumped into 3 Iranians before the game outside the stadium when we went to grab something to eat.   
Does anyone get sexually excited when driving in rush hour traffic?   
It would be cool if Donald Trump got a crew cut.   
Listening to fireworks tonight I had a flashback to the 80s where we used to hear similar sounds regularly as we all huddled together in our basement.   
When I found out that Will had killed his master I originally felt saddened although I gradually realized it was the right course of action.   
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Some interpretations of The White Mountains, The City of Gold and Lead, and The Pool of Fire, is the effects of religion on mankind.
One day Jowjen Joe was sitting outside enjoying the warm weather. As he lay on the grass staring at the sky he recalled the memories of his loved ones who had recently passed away. He reasoned that death, while tragic, is inevitable, and thus must be accepted. The cool breeze gently shifted the clouds above his head across the blue sky. Jowjen Joe glanced at their poetic movements and thought to himself could it be that the clouds are actually alive? Perhaps with their own communities, traditions and life styles? Perhaps it was not the wind shifting the clouds but rather the clouds creating the wind. Jowjen Joe thought about this theory long and hard. While interesting, it would be very difficult to prove, especially with his rudimentary tools to apply to the situation. He though about discussing it with others and asking for their opinion but he was afraid that should his theory prove to be true, others would pass it on as their own finding. Jowjen Joe dug in the dirt wi...
I want a dog. A chihuahua.   
Swet Shop Boys, the Indian-American/British-Pakistani hip hop group, consisting of rappers Heems and Riz MC, does not at all sound like they are mooching off of the name of any other successful bands.   
Don't let it slip. Let time stay frozen.   
The best way to stop people from imitating you is to imitate them back which in a way would mean you are imitating yourself.   
Does anyone have a coupon code for Balenciaga? I can't afford their $1,190 sweatpants.   
I am many places, including your bathroom cabinet. Please do some laundry soon.   
Andy wanted someone to wake him up so he left a note reading "wake me up" although he had a typo and wrote "up" twice, making it "wake me up up". Later on he jokingly added "before you go go" to the note. George made a killing with that typo for them.   
The square root of 69 is 8 something.   
What is the best way to let someone know they have boogers in their hair?   
Why do some people call sex sesinex?   
Sometimes when I am peeing I get a v-stream. I wonder if it is possible to get it when pooping.   
What is the best way to live in the seatide?  
What is the best way to receive Montezuma's revenge?   
Look at the flames.... Listen to the coyotes yell.... Omar.... I told you I'd do it....I told you I'd do it.... Ha ha ha.... Ha ha ha.... Ladies and gentleman.... Good night.....  
A Bulgarian woman walks 3 miles north then 3 miles west then 3 miles south and ends up in the exact same spot that she started from. How is this possible?
Before we take off all our clothes and get close together, before it gets too serious both of us need to know are we gonna go the whole way this time? I wondered. It was getting very late and I couldn't wait anymore. We're taking it easy, I told myself. "Kick it in, kick it in slowly," she said.  
Does anyone like the song "The Sight" by the Norwegian group Rottex?   
Has anyone ever tried screaming at the top of their lungs as they are sitting on the toilet and pooping?   
I have a file on everyone here. It contains all of your personal information. Some of you are in a blue folder which means you are ok in general. Others are in a red folder which means you are not ok with me. No one can escape me.