Absolute Random Nonsense

The boy who couldn't keep his clothes on loved dancing all night long.   

Would anyone like to know how I learned to hate rock and roll?   

Is it possible to eat 7 potatoes while waltzing with Larry King?   

Ghanaian authorities detained an American couple on suspicion of trying to adopt four children illegally in the African nation, U.S. officials said. Soheil and Christine Moghadam from Irvine, California, traveled to Ghana with their two biological children to adopt four siblings there. They adopted the children on June 14, but officials in the nation questioned the legality of their adoption, leading to their detention over the weekend, according to Victoria Nuland, a spokeswoman for the State Department. "Ghana was concerned that some of the documents they had weren't filled out properly or were forged," said Hank Fortener, founder of AdoptTogether, an advocacy group that provides a platform for prospective parents to raise funds. The couple used the group's website to raise funds. African adoption should be discouraged 'at all costs,' group says Though they are still in the nation, Ghanaian officials have since determined their documents...

Don't ever let me see you out of costume again.  

This just occurred to me, the possibility that you might really want to be me.   

I would like to open a public bathroom that will allow people to poop in it but not pee. Under each stall a scale will be placed. Before you enter you have to guess how much your poop will weigh. After you are done, if you have guessed correctly, you receive all of the poop in all of the stalls. If anyone would like to join me in this business venture please message me.   

I just googled "I went to Sharif University". Other than my own posts it turned up many more hits. I find this slightly unacceptable.   

I have traced my ancestors 2 more generations back for a total of 9.   

In our senior year in high school we were studying for concoor and two of my classmates, Kourosh and Hamid, and we had gotten a private teacher for math. He mainly worked on multiple choice tests although occasionally would also go over the actual math concepts if it seemed like we needed it. One particular problem we once worked on was this convoluted equation where the question was how many answers does it have. The other two guys hadn’t come up with a solution so I explained what I had done. I had begun simplifying and factoring the equation and then at one point, assuming x was not 1, had divided both sides by (x-1). Some further simplification resulted in x^4 + 5x^2 = -3 and since the right side of the equation was always positive I concluded that it had no answers. At that point he showed us his solution which was different than what I had done and demonstrated that the equation in fact did have one solution. Looking over both his and my own work I realized w...

This looks like Marjan Satrapi.  

What's the best way to not look skinny in pictures?   

Has anyone heard from Kaspar Hauser?   

Years ago I was attacked by a one eyed turtle. 

In college this Asian guy once told me about an upcoming party with 1500 pounds of girls.

I remember one night I was dreaming of being in a peaceful tropical setting when suddenly a man appeared that I didn't like and I was upset that he was interrupting my dream. He looked at me and finally said, "Get into my car."

سال چهارم آقای قمیسی بخش رسم منحنی را اینجوری شروع کرد: طرز رسم کلیه منحنی‌های دنیا اعم از دایره، بیضی، سهمی، هذلولی، هوایی‌، دریایی‌ و فضایی. مرگ بر کسی‌ که بپرسد آقا اجازه این منحنی هم از همین راه رسم میشود؟  

In 1984 in New York I went to a public pool with friends and family and there was a line for the diving board. A couple of black kids a little younger than me were also in line ahead of me. Every time it was there turn to jump off the board they would sag their bathing suit half way down their butt. I don't know why they did that.

!!  خدای من، جواهراتم

I remember some time ago someone came and knocked on our door. I was waiting for him.

آشپزباشی، کپل باشی، خوب نباشی

Lily Nabet’s favorite memories from childhood are of family. She grew up in Encino in a tight-knit Persian Bahá’i community alongside two older brothers, Amin and Matin, surrounded by dozens of cousins, aunts, and uncles. “My life was based around being outside and being with family,” says Nabet. “Most of them lived within 10 or 20 minutes, so I always had that sense of family, wherever I went.” She’s closest with her mom, Shadi, who she calls her best friend. “I can tell her everything,” says Nabet. “She’s also the strongest person I know.” Nabet feels indebted to her mom not just because of what she and her family went through in leaving their whole lives behind in Iran, but because of the gentle way Shadi nurtured her kids’ talents, always encouraging them to follow their dreams, but never pressuring them to be something they didn’t want to be. “I feel so proud to be a first-generation Persian woman in the United States,” Lily says, “and I feel extremely proud and ...

کی بعد از مدرسه کیک و نوشابه میخورد؟  

I used to be ashamed of being Kurdish and would tell people I am Iranian when asked. I would keep Kurdish out of the conversation as much as possible. Growing up, during my teens, I had felt I was less than my non Kurdish-Iranian peers. I thought being a Kurd meant I was dumb, not classy, and ultimately unworthy. I felt I should only tell people I am Iranian and leave the “Kurdish” behind. I was ashamed of being Kurdish because in parts of Iran, Kurds are judged. I had experienced that when I was 8 years old and it stuck with me. When I moved to the U.S. I thought it’s the same here. It wasn’t until my dad came to the U.S. and taught me how to be proud of my origins. He constantly played Kurdish music around the house, bought me Kurdish outfits, and watched Kurdish channels on the TV. He shared stories about how he’s traveled through the different regions and met Kurds of different dialects. We would meet some of his friends and I didn’t understand what they were saying ...

کسی یک فیلم قدیمی ایرانی (سیاه و سفید) بنام پخمه دیده؟  

Sahar Rahmani Dolatabadi, a dedicated figure in the realm of bodybuilding, resides in London and was born in 1378. Known for clinching the championship in amateur bodybuilding competitions in Eastern Europe, her name gained prominence when mentioned by the renowned Amir Tataloo. The connection sparked when Sahar Rahmani showcased her fitness routine on stage, set to one of Amir Tataloo’s songs, earning admiration from the singer himself. With unwavering commitment and effort, she has achieved the title of champion, making her a source of pride for many in Iran. 

علی ، علی، شلوار لی، یک جاش گلی ما مسلمانیم، به حکم قرانیم، ما نماز جمعه را پنج شنبه میخوانیم  

I remember I was once in a plumbing bind as I was getting attacked by giant turtles, creepy crabs and fire flies.

نسیه نمیفروشیم چون صبر ایوب نداریم عمر نوح نداریم گنج قارون نداریم اسهال خونی نداریم تابلویی در یک آب میوه فروشی در سال 1370 در تقاطع میرداماد و شریعتی  

Sky News host Rita Panahi has poked fun at a scene in the TV show ‘New Amsterdam’ after a character was diagnosed with a tumour as a result of racism. “What did that doctor say? ‘When people like us oppose the values and policies of the dominant culture’,” Ms Panahi said. “Does that mean every conservative in Hollywood is going to have their body riddled with cancerous tumours?”  

دنبال یک آهنگ ایرانی مربوط به حوالی دهه 60 میگردم. کسی این آهنگ رایادشه؟ بدجنسم و بدجنسم خیلی سامپسون گه سگه جنسم شیشه خورده داره همه هم شورت منو میخورند