Absolute Random Nonsense

Back in the 80s I enjoyed taking my sock off and eating it.  

I found a world where the neighborhood car washer who lived in the street, was someone everybody knew and gave gifts to on Eid'e Gorban (a Shiite tithing holiday). I never saw a beggar in that Iran. No matter how poor a person was, he would be selling something even if it was only pencils or gerdou (brine pickled walnuts.) I found a world where family elders would still help settle the marital disputes of their children and nephews and nieces. I found a world where everyone was in charge and no one was a subordinate which made organizing anything, even something as simple as the tenants of a six unit apartment building trying to collect the money to buy another tank of heating fuel, almost impossible and yet it was a world where humanity was the measuring stick. I learned the meaning of: "What is possible everywhere else in the world is impossible...

I attended my first prom at age 53. Contrary to what I learned in movies no teenage crises were solved that night.  

“Did I tell you about this new restaurant idea that I have?” Kurt was tempted to say yes just so he wouldn’t have to hear it, but he figured it couldn’t be any worse than the current conversation topic.   He shook his head no and gestured to Thomas to lay it upon him. “Well, it’s a restaurant I’ve been thinking about opening.   I’m not sure what kind of food it’s gonna serve yet, but the main attraction won’t be the food.   Basically it’s a normal restaurant with an average everyday menu, but the thing is once you are done with the meal you can break your dishes.”   Kurt’s long stare and puzzled look told Thomas that he was expecting to hear more.   “That’s it.” “You know Thomas,” Kurt started, “I’ve heard a lot of weird ideas from you, but if I were to list all of your ideas in order of weirdness this would rank pretty high up there.   Definitely a number one contender.” “No, really it’s not that bad.   It’s unique.   People can come in...

Mayan Lopez is sharing how symptoms of her then-undiagnosed PCOS — like weight gain and body hair — led to “self-hate” and disordered eating. After getting her period at age 11, the actress, who stars with her father George Lopez on the NBC sitcom Lopez vs. Lopez, shared that she had "excess facial hair" in adolescence. "And then, as I started going into college, I gained 75 lbs. in three months,” Lopez, now 28, told hosts Dr. Thaïs “Dr. A” Aliabadi and Mary Alice Haney on the Feb. 11 episode of Dear Media's She MD. Lopez — who is a patient of Dr. A’s — said “there was no explanation” given to her for her symptoms.  “I went to the doctor and they were just like, ‘Oh, you've had regular periods, like, just go on birth control, try to eat better and exercise.’ ” That was when she sought Dr. A’s help: “I sent my lab records and your office called me back right away, and they're like, 'How old are you?' And I go, '22.' And they're like, ...

“Do you think anyone can post something here? Maybe I can make up an ad for something, like offering rides, or tours or something.” Thomas shook his head. “You can’t just post something. You need permission.” “Are you kidding me? Look at all these ads and flyers. I’m sure everyone is free to post whatever they want here.” “No, what if someone wanted to post an ad saying See You Again sucks? You think they would let that?” “Probably not. You have a point.” Thomas looked at Kurt with a puzzled look. “Kurt, what day is it? And what month?” “It’s June 13 th . 1998.” Thomas hadn’t asked the year but Kurt knew it would be the next question. In the past Thomas had asked the same 3 questions every once in a while. Kurt attributed it to a side of Thomas that he didn’t fully understand.    

Does shaking hands feel awkward to left handed people? 

Elnaaz Norouzi, who was in Ahmedabad recently for an event, had “a great experience” in the city. The Iranian model-actress, known for her roles in Sacred Games, Made in Heaven and Tehran, says, “People here were very welcoming. I didn’t get time to explore the city or try out local cuisine but I want to be back here soon.” Elnaaz, who is into modelling and music too, says, “Professionally, I enjoy acting the most. Music is also something that I have really started to enjoy. Now, when I make music, write songs, and record them, it feels therapeutic. But acting is my true love.” "I miss my home and my family as I am not allowed in Iran. I miss the food, the smell, and my friends. I used to watch Bollywood movies, especially Shah Rukh Khan’s movies, when I was young. It made me move to India to pursue a career in showbiz". She is excited about 2025 and says, “I am in a great space a .. Read more at: http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/articleshow/118600675.cms?utm_sour...

“Kurt I hate to be a nuisance, but I am so thirsty. We had a 3-hour meeting discussing this new line of sutures and I probably talked for about 2 hours of it. It’s mostly just the legal aspect we are focusing on, possible cases that might be thrown at us and what not. So anyway, I would be ever so grateful if I could have something to drink, whatever you have available.” Kurt went in the kitchen and purposely came back with only one glass. There was no way he would be sharing a drink with this man. After thanking him again, Darren took a sip and pounded on his chest. “My God Kurt, this is ever so refreshing.” He went for it again and didn’t stop until the glass was empty. “I feel like I’ve just been brought back from the dead. Never have I had such a divinely intoxicating beverage. Do tell me Kurt, whatever do you call this magical potion of yours?” Kurt stared flatly at Darren. “Grape soda.”