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Yesterday I was in the grocery store and I heard someone talking Persian so I went up to him and saw it was an older man and I asked him if he was from Iran and he said he was and so I asked him if he lived around here and he said he was from two towns over and then he asked me if I lived in this town and I said yes and then he said can I give you a hug and I said OK and then he gave me a hug and then he said I would like to make out with you and I said no and then he said let’s drop our pants and I said OK and then we dropped our pants and then everyone looked at us and then everyone else dropped their pants too and all the men had different size penises and some of the women also had a penis. 


 

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