Absolute Random Nonsense

I have been a college student in each of the past 4 decades.   

I would like someone to volunteer to receive the nickname ghonbol kaghazi.   

I am your social and your cultural leader. I create the fads and make all the scenes. I also went to Sharif University.   

My American roommate later confessed to me that my tarofing drove him crazy and it took a good 6 months for him to understand that even if I did want something I would refuse it the first two times I was asked and only accept it the third time.   

I love the sound of smashing guitars. Don't you?

My whole life is one big invention.   

I spent my money buying new setars.

I had the weirdest dream last night. I was lying on my bed and glanced at my alarm clock but it suddenly came alive. I ran into the bathroom to wash up but when I looked at the soap it was alive too. I decided to make some eggs but when I looked at our spice rack I saw that the salt, pepper, paprika and cinnamon shakers were all alive. I ran outside and decided to bury the spice rack, alarm clock and soap so I picked up a shovel but I realized that was alive too. I came back inside and saw that there were paw prints all over the house.   

I move in mysterious ways.   

Do you think they'll put me in the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame?

I was on a business trip and booked in a hotel. I was invited to an all night party in room 7609 which turned out very strange. There was a hole in the wall next to me and things with legs were crawling through. Looking at my coworkers their bodies moved like flies on the wall. I began madly searching for the door in the room.

For the last time, yes, I went to Sharif University. Now stop asking.   

I am one of the noticeable ones. Notice me.   

I watched a video that featured the national team jerseys of Shojaei, Jabbari, Dejagah, Beikzadeh, Ghoochannejad, Nekounam, Teymourian, Abedzadeh (Ahmad Reza), Parvin, Hosseini, Pious, Ahmadi, Azizi, Sadeghi, Estili, Montazeri, Hashemian, Daei, Roshan, Mahdavikia, Heydari, Hejazi, Karimi and Bagheri.   

It was such a horrible day, it had been a horrible day. She lost control and reached into her bag and pulled out her razor and put her wrist into her bag and cut two tiny ones on her wrist. They bled like crazy for the last 5 minutes of class and all she could think about was how stupid she was. As soon as the bell rang, she was the first one out of class. She walked outside to the buses and she saw him. She held her wrist and walked over to him with tears in her eyes, not knowing how he would react. She kept saying, ‘I’m so sorry… I’m so sorry, I’m just to stupid and weak. Please don’t leave me.’ He started freaking out, he kept asking her what happened. She pulled back her sleeve and showed him the gushing scars. He looked at them and then looked into her eyes with tears falling from them. He didn’t ask, he didn’t say anything. He pulled her into him and gave her the longest, most sincere hug a person can give. She was balling because she had just realized he was her b...

From now on I would like to be known as khhhhh khhhhhhhhhh khhhhhhhhh khhhhhhhhhh khhhhhhhhhh.   Sincerely, khhhhh khhhhhhhhhh khhhhhhhhh khhhhhhhhhh khhhhhhhhhh 

Diane Downs started a romance with a man, but he discontinued the relationship as he did not want children. Downs planned to kill her children to be free to pursue this relationship. She never confessed to shooting her children. At the trial she tapped her foot and smiled whilst listening to "Hungry Like the Wolf", the song that was playing in her car when she shot her children.   

Does anyone know any jobs that permit guys to wear leggings?   

I also had a team photo of Brazil from the 1970 World Cup where one of the bearded players standing clearly had a hard-on. I think it was this photo or one taken at the same moment by a different photographer.  

I had this poster in color on my wall in Iran although it looked like it might have been a split second later as the ball was closer to the goalpost.  It also seems to have been a split second before this picture. The reason I know it was closer to the goalpost was that I had a friend who hated Brazil and was a Germany fan and would always sarcastically say this guy only took one shot in his life and instead of scoring he hit the post. 

“There are certain words in the English language that require an immediate response. One of such words in the word no,” Simon explained. “Does anyone know what the response to this word is?” Notorious, roared the crowd. “So let’s have a little competition here,” Simon continued. “I’m going to split the audience right down the middle. When I point to the right side, you people say no, no. Then I will point to the left, and you folks respond notorious.” Simon’s pointing game began and both sides of the crowd began responding. Occasionally he’d try to rev one side up by claiming the other side was louder, and while everyone could see right through the blatant lie, it would however have the desired effect of increasing the overall noise. Finally he instructed, “Now both sides together” at which point the entire audience yelled at the top of their lungs “No, no, notorious!” prompting Simon to punch the air and the loudspeakers to blast “No, no, notorious, notorious” as the band...

I am rereading the book "To see and see again". There is one part when the author says that a classmate tells her "Go home Iranian." It reminded me of an incident I had in the 4th grade. We had come to the US for the summer but then the war with Iraq broke out and all flights to Iran were cancelled and we got stuck in the US. They enrolled us in school. There was a curly haired kid in my class that every time they took us outside to play wall ball, he would call me Iranian and pretend he had a machine gun and be firing bullets at me, most of the time in the presence of a teacher. They never said anything to him.   

In the 1978 Asian Games final North and South Korea tied but it was decided instead of penalty kicks to name them as co-champions. A problem arose when they needed to play a national anthem for the champions and then based on a coin toss they played North Korea's. Their celebration for the playing of their national anthem was more than what they showed for winning the gold medal.