“There are certain words in the English language that require an
immediate response. One of such words in the word no,” Simon explained.
“Does anyone know what the response to this word is?” Notorious, roared
the crowd. “So let’s have a little competition here,” Simon continued.
“I’m going to split the audience right down the middle. When I point to
the right side, you people say no, no. Then I will point to the left,
and you folks respond notorious.” Simon’s pointing game began and both
sides of the crowd began responding. Occasionally he’d try to rev one
side up by claiming the other side was louder, and while everyone could
see right through the blatant lie, it would however have the desired
effect of increasing the overall noise. Finally he instructed, “Now both
sides together” at which point the entire audience yelled at the top of
their lungs “No, no, notorious!” prompting Simon to punch the air and
the loudspeakers to blast “No, no, notorious, notorious” as the band
started the song.
August 6, 2000 – Oakdale Theater, Wallingford, CT
It had taken a couple of weeks of negotiation but Joe finally got the deal he wanted and drove out of the dealership in his brand new Explorer. His girlfriend knew his real motivation for buying a utility vehicle was because he loved to go four-wheeling on Saturdays with his friends and felt a little conspicuous when he was always doing the "riding" and never the driving. Joe arrived and ran into her house as excited as a nine-year-old boy with his first bicycle. Mary was working at her computer as Joe came up behind her, gave her a big kiss on the cheek and said, "C'mon, c'mon, let's go! Let's go for a ride." They jumped into the Explorer and headed out of town. After a few minutes, Joe pulled over to the side of the road and invited Mary to drive. She got behind the wheel and found that she really enjoyed the sensation of sitting up so high with a great view of everything ahead of her. Joe instructed, "Hang a left here" and as Mary follow...
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