Last night I dreamed I was in my hotel living room, urinating powerfully. As I freshened up several people of various ethnic groups also entered the room, some fat, small, thin, athletic, gorgeous, even tired after a hard day of working. They began to undress and re-dress themselves, all as if they have either just gotten out of the shower themselves, or come home from work. The entire cast performed a brief, synchronized dance sequence. After this exchange, a hotel employee came by the door with room service as I was still dressing myself. The employee danced briefly as I turned away to grab a pen to sign for the meal. The dancers vacated when I sat down to dinner in front of the television.
It had taken a couple of weeks of negotiation but Joe finally got the deal he wanted and drove out of the dealership in his brand new Explorer. His girlfriend knew his real motivation for buying a utility vehicle was because he loved to go four-wheeling on Saturdays with his friends and felt a little conspicuous when he was always doing the "riding" and never the driving. Joe arrived and ran into her house as excited as a nine-year-old boy with his first bicycle. Mary was working at her computer as Joe came up behind her, gave her a big kiss on the cheek and said, "C'mon, c'mon, let's go! Let's go for a ride." They jumped into the Explorer and headed out of town. After a few minutes, Joe pulled over to the side of the road and invited Mary to drive. She got behind the wheel and found that she really enjoyed the sensation of sitting up so high with a great view of everything ahead of her. Joe instructed, "Hang a left here" and as Mary follow...
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