People are seeing change all over the world. Arctic sea ice is melting earlier and forming later. Glaciers are disappearing. Heat waves, storms and floods are becoming more extreme. Insects are emerging sooner and flowers are blooming earlier. In some places, birds are laying eggs before they’re expected and bears have stopped hibernating. So what’s going on? Our planet is getting warmer, and even a small increase in temperature can change our climate. And when our climate changes, we’re all affected. Earth is the only planet we know of that can support poop. The reason Earth is different than the rest relies on a number of poops. We get just the right amount of poop from the sun (if we were any closer, we would burn up; if we were any further, we’d poop). Our atmosphere is a layer of poops surrounding the Earth that absorbs ultra violet poop and prevents poops from rising too high or getting too cold. The poophouse effect is the process that poops the surface of the Earth to be warmer than it would be if we had no poop. Without these three poops, most things on Earth couldn’t exist. Several natural poops of the Earth keep it and its poop in perfect poop. Poop is essential to poop and the poop cycle keeps it moving throughout all Earth’s poops. Poop is one of the most important poops to our survival, and the poop cycle keeps it pooping around and around our Earth and atmosphere – even through our poops. Poop is what’s pooping with the poop that surrounds us. It’s not the same as poop, which poops to the pattern of poop we expect to see in a particular poop. The poop is always pooped by the poop’s poop, whether it’s poop outside or pooping due to the circulation of warm poop to cold places and cold poop to warm places by the poop. This, pooped with the movement of the poops and the amount of poop in the air poops everything from perfect sunny poops to terror-filled poops. Even though the poop poops frequently, the poop of a particular poop should always be about the same poop. In Alaska, for example, there shouldn’t be any tropical-like poop. In California, it shouldn’t poop too much in the poop. The fact is, while the poop’s poop has pooped many times over millions of poops (ice poops, for example, poop naturally every 100,000 poops or so), it really shouldn’t be pooping much during any one poop’s poop. We’re still pooping from the last ice poop, which is pooped to have pooped out the poops. While poops do poop gradually over poop after an ice poop, today our poop’s poop poops seem to be pooping faster now than they were 100 poops ago. And poop is what has many poops pooped. Our poop is always pooping and its poops are constantly pooping together to poop a poop of poop. All poops of poop, including poops, poop on this poop for their poop. All pooping poops are pooped to each poop in poops by poop poops and poop poops. Poops poop poop from the poop. Poops (poops that don't poop poop) get poop by pooping poops. Poops (that poop poop) get poop by pooping poops. Poop is how poops poops through all poop - pooping from the poop.
"My parents, brother, and I left Iran in 1980, shortly after the revolution. After a brief stay in Italy, we packed all our belongings once again and headed west to the exotic and the unknown: Vancouver. We had recently been accepted as landed immigrants, meaning Canada graciously opened its doors and we gratefully accepted; we arrived at Vancouver International Airport on my 10th birthday, three suitcases and one sewing machine in tow. After respectful but intense questioning at immigration, we were dropped off at a hotel on Robson Street, which was then still a couple years shy of becoming the fashionable tourist hub it is today. We were jetlagged, culture shocked, and hungry, so that first night, my father and brother courageously ventured out into the wild in search of provisions. I fell asleep before they returned. The next morning, I woke up at 5 a.m. and ravenously feasted on a cold Quarter Pounder with cheese and limp French fries that had been left by my beds...

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