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In 2011 for the 3rd time in my life I spotted a double rainbow. This is a sign that I will become a millionaire.  
Last time I was in California I brought a visit to the Universal Studio's, there was an native American section, there was a big shop which sold Sioux souvenirs, there worked Sioux guys there (maybe mixed and not 100% Indian) I was looking to the pictures of their leaders and their arts. It was a hot summer and I was everyday at the beach so I was very brownish, I also had long hair. A guy told me where I am from, I told him from Senegal, he said you don't look African at all, I said I am originally from Iran. Then that guy said Great God, I thought you were native American too, an older guy told me that he also believed that the Sioux have caucasian influences, so they have a big nose and bigger eyes, not a little nose and narrow eyes as the Mongolians, but very interesting was the motifs on their carpets, which that old wise man said also they look very Iranian, I saw a book with all of Sioux motifs in it, also their religion resembles ours, their God is Wakan T
I almost got myself fired today. An oriental man came to me and started talking to me with an Indian accent. It was just so unexpected I couldn't prevent my laughter slightly spilling out.   
 Ramin Taheri works as an assistant editor on Wheel of Fortune. He looks nothing like I imagined him.
Even at this age I wish I had a pair of zany zappers so I could wear them in the dark and make stupid faces.
Feet are the shoeist Cows are the mooiest Gum is the chewiest Bluebirds are the blueist Ghosts are the booiest Jelly is the gooiest Owls are the hooiest Moses is the jewiest Ex-lax is the pooiest Wangsters are the cooiest Couples are the twoiest Rick Flair is the wooiest Animals are the zooiest Detectives are the clueist Vertigo is the U2iest Nuts are cashewiest Eskimos are the iglooiest Sticky is the glueiest Sexy is the see-throughiest