I was up in Montreal, Canada and I met up with a couple of friends, one of
them being Iranian. We decided to go to the Casino (the Iranian guy is a
very big gambler) so he took us to the VIP section.
On one of the tables there was 2 Asian men, 1 Caucasian man, and a mid
age blond woman. The table limit was $500 minimum, the blonde woman bet
$1000 on one hand of blackjack, then me and my friend started to speak Persian. We actually started to make fun of her, and he kept telling me it
will be nice to pick that woman up just for her money, so we started to go
along and make jokes about it, and kept passing her to each other as a
treat. Then all of the sudden she turned back and started to speak Persian with us. She said دستتون درد نکنه میشه لطفا تصمیمتون را بگیرید که کدومتون میخواد منو بلند کنه. اینقدر تعارف نکنید. We were shocked. No way she was Iranian, she didn’t look Iranian at all, so
we didn’t answer because we were shocked, and then she said خیلی میخوام بدونم شما از چه خانواده ای هستید که بلد نبودند تربیتتون کنند.
It had taken a couple of weeks of negotiation but Joe finally got the deal he wanted and drove out of the dealership in his brand new Explorer. His girlfriend knew his real motivation for buying a utility vehicle was because he loved to go four-wheeling on Saturdays with his friends and felt a little conspicuous when he was always doing the "riding" and never the driving. Joe arrived and ran into her house as excited as a nine-year-old boy with his first bicycle. Mary was working at her computer as Joe came up behind her, gave her a big kiss on the cheek and said, "C'mon, c'mon, let's go! Let's go for a ride." They jumped into the Explorer and headed out of town. After a few minutes, Joe pulled over to the side of the road and invited Mary to drive. She got behind the wheel and found that she really enjoyed the sensation of sitting up so high with a great view of everything ahead of her. Joe instructed, "Hang a left here" and as Mary follow...
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