Last night I had the weirdest dream. I was in this weird place like some kind of factory or something that was littered with banana peels. I apparently was being chased by something and was just aimlessly running down the corridors of this place. Some places were hard to maneuver as there were narrow bridges with no guard rails and I risked falling down. There were all kinds of robotic devices moving about that I was avoiding in case they would cause me harm. There were also things like bombs and missiles randomly scattered around. Every so often when I felt my attacker was about to catch me I would spot some kind of spring that I would jump on and it would launch me into the air. At times I would see other figures in my way and not knowing if they were friendly or just trying to catch me I would either run past them or spear them out of my way.
It had taken a couple of weeks of negotiation but Joe finally got the deal he wanted and drove out of the dealership in his brand new Explorer. His girlfriend knew his real motivation for buying a utility vehicle was because he loved to go four-wheeling on Saturdays with his friends and felt a little conspicuous when he was always doing the "riding" and never the driving. Joe arrived and ran into her house as excited as a nine-year-old boy with his first bicycle. Mary was working at her computer as Joe came up behind her, gave her a big kiss on the cheek and said, "C'mon, c'mon, let's go! Let's go for a ride." They jumped into the Explorer and headed out of town. After a few minutes, Joe pulled over to the side of the road and invited Mary to drive. She got behind the wheel and found that she really enjoyed the sensation of sitting up so high with a great view of everything ahead of her. Joe instructed, "Hang a left here" and as Mary follow...
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