Skip to main content

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Because the "P" is silent and it normally poops while peeing anyway and the sound of his pooping is so loud so that the peeing noise is barely audible anymore and when he begins to fly away he is normally not done pooping yet and so the poop keeps falling out of him as he is flying and it lands on the other dinosaurs below like a B-52 plane bombing Vietnam in which the US lost anyway so maybe they should have used pterodactyls instead of B-52s which would have been hard as they are extinct.


 

Comments

Post a Comment

Popular posts from this blog

Hi everyone. There will be a WE8/PES4 tournament held at May 25th by the Rang a Rang Channel Management. This tournament will be held in the USA and in Northern Virginia area which is where I live. I am friends with Khosro for those of you who watch that channel would know him, the host of that show, and it is official. As of right now I know about 25 people on top of my head who are 100% joining the tournament. I wanted to see if there are any members here who live in Virginia/Maryland and are interested to join. Here are some info: The tournament will 95% be held on 25th and will take place the whole day. - 100% the final game and 90% the 2nd round games will be broadcasted live on the Rang a Rang Channel, so everyone of you Wining 11 fans can watch this thing live. - There is a $50 fee to be part of this tournament. - The games will be 10 min long each, and will be played on PS2 only. - The 1st, 2nd, and 3rd place winners will definitely get awards, as of right now i...
Post a Comment
Read more
Michailovic pushed his glasses back and sighed.   “The following numbers are being released. ”The numbers came spitting out of Michailovic’s mouth, resembling in more ways than one a madman with a machine gun in a massacre.   Hardly anyone showed any reaction, making it impossible to tell whether they were shot or not.   The notable exceptions were a couple of smiles breaking out here and there as some numbers were being skipped.   As the list carried on, Callahan realized that before long it would be zooming in at an alarming rate on his proximity. Callahan had no idea who those ahead of him were, but he could see that none of them were making the cut.   He considered it good, after all the more gone before him, the higher his chances were.   He looked up at Michailovic, almost trying to read his lips before the words were spat out. “116.” Callahan looked around, trying to identify the holder of this number.   However, no one was responding. “117.” C...
Post a Comment
Read more
I saw him after the 1998 World Cup where he had called a controversial penalty kick against Brazil for Norway. This was a friendly at Foxboro on September 12, 1998 between the US and Mexico's women's team that the US won 9-0 although he wasn't the ref but rather was there for some kind of award. I shouted out to him as he walked by "اسی چاکریم!" but he either didn't hear me or chose not to respond. https://www.mlssoccer.com/post/2019/...-builder-award Esfandiar "Esse" Baharmast, a former referee, player, coach and current instructor who has been involved in more than a dozen World Cup tournaments and Olympic Games, has been named the 2020 winner of U.S. Soccer's prestigious Werner Fricker Builder Award. The Iranian who officiated the first MLS match and first MLS Cup, and won the inaugural MLS Referee of the Year award in 1997, is the second referee to receive U.S. Soccer's highest honor after Gerhard Mengel in 2005. The Wern...
Post a Comment
Read more