Absolute Random Nonsense

Ali Parvin looks like a fat John McCain.   

She lies. She couldn't have met her husband 20 years ago (from 2013). Veterinarian Dr. Kathi Meenan mostly treats dogs and cats in her day job at Rippowam Animal Hospital in Stamford. But her free time is all about horses. Meenan runs "Wishes for Horses," a non-profit on Richards Ave., near the Norwalk-Darien town line. Her all-volunteer group teaches horseback riding and care, as well as mucks stalls, cleans bridles and saddles, and walks, feeds, grooms and waters horses. This past Sunday Meenan spent some quality time with Nikki, Aria and Hannah, Wishes for Horses' three ponies-in-residence. As she parceled out carrots purchased in bulk from Costco, Meenan recalled lamenting her fate to her boyfriend. "I said, 'I come with five horses. Who would marry me?' and he said, 'I would,'" she recalled her husband having said. That was 20 years ago.

A 61-year-old doctor from Virginia, born in the US, has shockingly been stripped of his citizenship due to his late father's status as an Iranian diplomat at the time of his birth in a shocking upset. Siavash Sobhani found himself stateless when he attempted to renew his passport in June this year, with officials claiming he should never have been granted American citizenship in 1960, reports the Washington Post. The State Department explained that children born in the US to parents with diplomatic immunity, like his father had as an Iranian Embassy employee, shouldn't automatically acquire citizenship. This is despite the usual rule that all babies born in the US are given citizenship. Although Sobhani is a respected doctor with 3,000 active patients and degrees from prestigious universities, the State Department still took this action. Sobhani has lived in the US for his entire life, except for a brief period during his childhood when his family moved to Turkey.  

A scarecrow won a noble prize for outstanding work in his field.   

12 newborn children will be given to the wrong parents daily.  

Women with facial hair used to be relegated to carnival sideshows, but one bearded lady is fighting for her right to remain unshaven. Explaining hairs started sprouting from her chin at the age of 21 after the birth of son, Mariam first tried to conform to societal beauty norms by plucking them out each morning and having electrolysis done. “My chin got really red and inflamed from all the plucking, and some of the hairs were ingrown, so it always looked like I'd fallen on my chin,” the woman of German-Iranian heritage told ITV. “But when people asked what had happened and I told them they couldn't believe it.” But some five years ago, she decided she would accept her furry fate – and fight for more tolerance. Mariam, who now lives in Britain, started a blog to explain what she was going through. “One day I realized that the hair on my chin belongs to my body and that it should be there,” she wrote. “Today I am happy to have had the chance to live with a beard...

Turtles can breathe through their butts. I wonder if they can poop through their mouths.   

In 1998, Sony accidentally sold 700,000 camcorders that had the technology to see through people''s clothes.  

Sanaz Valizadeh was a witness on Judge Judy. She had a skunk hair style.  

Where is Rearar from Irankicks? I always used to read his name as Rear End.   

“The United States is committed to standing with the Iranian people, especially women."  

The word boob spelled upside down is poop.   

Mahshid Vafai from Concordia, CA was on Judge Judy. She won her lawsuit.  

If you bombard a piece of poop with gamma rays will it come alive as a poop monster?   

Do you want to get high as a kite? Do you? Do you????        

If having crunchy constipation becomes an Olympic sport, which countries do you believe would be the strongest contenders?   

The picture of a Friday is no more.

I suggested he get a divorce first. http://www.tripadvisor.com/ShowTopic..._gay-Iran.html Hello, I need to travel to Iran for business. The problem is that I'm married to a man (I'm a man myself). What should I do with regard to the visa application given the fact that Iran is one of the most dangerous countries for gays? Would it be dangerous to lie on the visa application and fill out "single" as marital status. My passport doens't mention my marital status, so theoretically thay cannot know it (unless they check the national registry in my country. Many thanks for your advice.   

I would like to arrange a verbal cyber cage match between my readers. Let me know if you are interested.   

From now on I will refer to Carrie Underwood as Scary Underwear.   

Please suggest alternative methods to do the Harlem shake.

Shiraaz Helo was on Judge Judy.

Would anyone like some fried carrots, a dried out highlighter and a telephone cord?   

Angry gojeh farangi.

Today at my local supermarket they were advertising expired milk at half price.   

 Yesterday I attended my 235th soccer game that required a paid ticket for entry.   1 2/24/1991 Persepolis 2 Malavan 1 2 7/4/1991 Vahdat 0 Poora 0 3 7/4/1991 Keshavarz 1 Pas 1 4 7/12/1991 Pas 1 Tejarat Bank 0 5 8/2/1991 Persepolis 1 Al Hilal 0 6 8/8/1991 Keshavarz 2 Shahin 3 7 8/12/1991 Esteghlal 0 Grasshoppers 1 8 9/6/1991 Iran U23 2 UAE U23 2 9 9/13/1991 Nirooyeh Zamini 2 Bonyad Shahid 1 10 9/13/1991 Persepolis 1 Keshavarz 0 11 10/4/1991 Esteghlal 0 Pas 0 12 10/4/1991 Vahdat 1 Nirooyeh Zamini 1 13 10/18/1991 Persepolis 1 Al Moharragh 0 14 10/27/1991 Keshavarz 2 Sanat va Madan Bank 1 15 11/1/1991 Pas 6 Poora 1 16 11/1/1991 Persep...