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ترم دوم در دانشگاه شریف (راستی چنانچه خبر نداشتید من دانشگاه شریف میرفتم) برای واحد و کلاس بر داشتن جمع شده بودیم و مسئول اون قسمت اعلام کرد که ۲۰ تا ۲۰ تا اسمها را میخوند و اسامی خونده شده وارد سالن میشوند و کلاس بر می دارند. ما پیش خودمون فکر کردیم خدا کنه اسم ما را زوتدر بخونه تا کلاس های مورد نظرمون پر نشود. اگر چه خیلی هم زود اسم ما را نخوند اما خوشبختانه کلاس هایی که می خواستم پر نشده بود و تنها اشکال اون شب این بود که دختری در حین واحد بر داشتن تهمت انگولک کردنش را به من زد. در هر صورت وقت باز کردن در سالن رسید و مسئول اونجا شروع کرد اسمها را خوندن:


مسئول اونجا: علی حسینی.

بقیه دانشجویان: شیره!

مسئول اونجا: محسن هدایتی.

بقیه دانشجویان: شیره!

مسئول اونجا: ژامک زابلی.

بقیه دانشجویان: شیره!

مسئول اونجا: نهال تقی بیگلو.

بقیه دانشجویان: شیره!

مسئول اونجا: خفه شید


 

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