یک معلم عربی توی ایران داشتیم که هر وقت کسی
شلوغ میکرد داد میزد سرش اون کثافت الاغ بیشعوری که از ته کلاس عربده
میکشه تربیت خانودگیش را نشون میده. نمیدونم چرا هیچ وقت کسی توی کلاس به
اون نگفت تو خودت چقدر خوب با این حرفهایت تربیت خانودگیت را نشون میدی،
فکر کنم از ترس کتک خوردن کسی چیزی نمیگفت اگر چه از اونجا که خیلی همه به
این چرت و پرتهایش می خندیدند شاید می خواستند که دوباره هم بگه
آقای انصاری، نمیدونم هنوز زنده هستی یا نه
It had taken a couple of weeks of negotiation but Joe finally got the deal he wanted and drove out of the dealership in his brand new Explorer. His girlfriend knew his real motivation for buying a utility vehicle was because he loved to go four-wheeling on Saturdays with his friends and felt a little conspicuous when he was always doing the "riding" and never the driving. Joe arrived and ran into her house as excited as a nine-year-old boy with his first bicycle. Mary was working at her computer as Joe came up behind her, gave her a big kiss on the cheek and said, "C'mon, c'mon, let's go! Let's go for a ride." They jumped into the Explorer and headed out of town. After a few minutes, Joe pulled over to the side of the road and invited Mary to drive. She got behind the wheel and found that she really enjoyed the sensation of sitting up so high with a great view of everything ahead of her. Joe instructed, "Hang a left here" and as Mary follow...
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