یک زنی سوار تاکسی بوده که یک دفعه تاکسی می ایستد و مردی سوار میشود. مرد کمی بو می کند و خطاب به زن میگوید به به، چه بوی خوبی. زن جواب میدهد: نیناریچی. یک دفعه مرده یک آروغ بلندی میزند و زنه می گوید: وای چه بوی وحشتناکی. مرده جواب میداد: لوبیا چیتی. بعد مرده اسهالش میگیره و شروع میکنه توی تاکسی ریدن. از اونجا که قفلهای در تاکسی خراب شده بودند هیچ کس نمی تونه از تاکسی خارج بشه و اسهال مرده کم کم تمام تاکسی را پر میکنه و همه در آن غرق میشوند.
It had taken a couple of weeks of negotiation but Joe finally got the deal he wanted and drove out of the dealership in his brand new Explorer. His girlfriend knew his real motivation for buying a utility vehicle was because he loved to go four-wheeling on Saturdays with his friends and felt a little conspicuous when he was always doing the "riding" and never the driving. Joe arrived and ran into her house as excited as a nine-year-old boy with his first bicycle. Mary was working at her computer as Joe came up behind her, gave her a big kiss on the cheek and said, "C'mon, c'mon, let's go! Let's go for a ride." They jumped into the Explorer and headed out of town. After a few minutes, Joe pulled over to the side of the road and invited Mary to drive. She got behind the wheel and found that she really enjoyed the sensation of sitting up so high with a great view of everything ahead of her. Joe instructed, "Hang a left here" and as Mary follow...
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