Absolute Random Nonsense

I have been a college student in each of the past 4 decades.   

I would like someone to volunteer to receive the nickname ghonbol kaghazi.   

I am your social and your cultural leader. I create the fads and make all the scenes. I also went to Sharif University.   

My American roommate later confessed to me that my tarofing drove him crazy and it took a good 6 months for him to understand that even if I did want something I would refuse it the first two times I was asked and only accept it the third time.   

I love the sound of smashing guitars. Don't you?

My whole life is one big invention.   

I spent my money buying new setars.   

I had the weirdest dream last night. I was lying on my bed and glanced at my alarm clock but it suddenly came alive. I ran into the bathroom to wash up but when I looked at the soap it was alive too. I decided to make some eggs but when I looked at our spice rack I saw that the salt, pepper, paprika and cinnamon shakers were all alive. I ran outside and decided to bury the spice rack, alarm clock and soap so I picked up a shovel but I realized that was alive too. I came back inside and saw that there were paw prints all over the house.   

I move in mysterious ways.   

Do you think they'll put me in the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame?