Absolute Random Nonsense

I'm going step dancing with my mailman.   

I want to share something with you but if you laugh at me I will die.   

Guys please do not forget that Monday is wear a red and white striped shirt to work day.   

There is no street in the world more beautiful than Vali Asr Street.   

For my civil engineering senior project I presented blueprints for building a city on rock & roll.   

Today I invented a new word called splimer. Splimer means ear.   

When I got my engineering degree in the US I was so disgusted with the program and university (which was understandable coming from Sharif University) that on the exit survey in response to the questions regarding weight and height (which I couldn't understand why they were needed anyway) I put down my answers in kilograms and centimeters.  

Whenever I have some kind of problem I go to Mr. Whoopy even though I hate his stupid laugh.  

Does anyone remember Bahman Azimi's murder spree?   

Today a girl came up to me and said Aziz Joon. I didn't know what to say in response. Please let me know about your suggestions.