I had bought a Duran Duran shirt in 2002 and had been wearing it up until last year. Last year I realized it was too worn out so I decided to throw it in one of those salvation army boxes. On one weekend after I finished my grocery shopping I spotted a salvation army box next to the Shoprite I was at and so threw the shirt in there. It was a very unique shirt, not one that you could buy in a store but either at a concert or directly from the band's website (which is what I had done). The following week I spotted an employee in Shoprite wearing it. I know she was an employee because although not in uniform she was sitting in an employee-only section in their break section. There is no way that they had emptied the box this quick and distributed its contents. I'm guessing she just reached in and took it it out herself.
Yesterday I bought 3 ratls of meat and asked my wife to prepare it for dinner. When I came back from work the meat was missing. I asked my wife what happened to it and she said the cat ate it. So I weighed the cat and saw that it weighed 3 ratls. So I asked my wife, "If this is the cat, then where is the meat? And if this is the meat, then where is the cat?"