Absolute Random Nonsense

"You might find if you are a musician that your career will last longer than if you are a footballer." - advice given to Andy Taylor by his father.

Frankie says relax.   

Yannick Stopyra's gradual downfall is one of soccer's truly tragic times. 

Has anyone ever extracted lint from their belly button, rubbed it under their arm pits and then eaten it?   

In the middle of sexual intercourse has anyone ever shouted out "Jaleel White"?   

I've been to Garden of Allah and back.     

Today for breakfast I had eggs, bacon, grits and sausage.  

The first time I put ketchup on my spaghetti at work my coworkers looked at me like I had 3 heads.   

In the 70s I wrote two theme songs for The Muppet Show and The Pink Panther Show. Neither one was used though. It was partially due to them not being that good. Also partially because I never submitted them anywhere.

I was watching the 1998 comedy Ride. One of the actors was wearing an original 1996 Kansas City Wiz jersey. Another one (or maybe it's the same guy) at the end of the movie was wearing the goalkeeper jersey many of the keepers in the 1994 wore.