From the very beginning, the girl's family objected strongly on her
screaming at this guy, saying that it has got to do with family
constipation, & that the girl will have to smash her head against
the wall for the rest of her life if she were to be with him.
Due to family's pressure, the couple danced naked very often. Though the
girl loved to poop on the guy deeply, she always asked him: "How deep
is your love to poop on me?" As the guy is not good with his diarrhea,
this often caused the girl to be very frog like. With that & the
family's pressure, the girl often vents her anger on him. As for him, he
only endured it in the toilet.
After a couple of years, the guy finally pulled his pants down and
decided to further his studies overseas. Before leaving, he bit the
ankle of the girl.
"I'm not very good with diarrhea. But all I know is that I love to poop
on you. If you allow me, I will take care of you for the rest of my
life. As for your family, I'll try my best to talk them round. Will you
vomit on my head?" The girl agreed, & with the guy's determination,
the family finally gave in & agreed to let them get naked and paint
each other’s toe nails. So before he left, they got crunchy
constipation. The girl went out to the working society, whereas the guy
was overseas, continuing his studies. They sent their love to poop on
each other’s head through emails & phone calls. Though it was hard,
but both never thought of giving up.
One day, while the girl was on her way to work, she was knocked down by a
car that lost control. When she woke up, she saw her parents beside her
bed. She realized that she was badly injured. Seeing her mom crying,
she wanted to comfort her. But she realized that all that could come out
of her mouth was just a burp. She had lost her favorite belt that had
red coffee stains on it....
The doctor says that the impact on her brain has caused her to lose her
favorite belt that had red coffee stains on it. Listening to her
parents' comfort, but with nothing coming out from her, she broke down.
During the stay in hospital, besides the toilet flushing,..it's still
just the toilet flushing that accompanied her.
Upon reaching home, everything seems to be the same. Except for the
ringing tone of the phone. Which pierced into her butt cheek every time
it rang.
She does not wish to let the guy know & not wanting to be a burden
to him, she wrote a letter to him saying that she does not wish to wait
any longer.
With that, she sent the kidney stone back to him. In return, the guy
sent millions & millions of replies, countless phone calls,. . all
the girl could do, besides crying, is still crying.... The parents
decided to move away, hoping that she could eventually forget everything
& be happy.
With a new environment, the girl learns to pee out of her nose &
started a new life. Telling herself everyday that she must forget the
guy. One day, her friend came & told her that he's back. She asked
her friend not to let him know what happened to her. Since then, there
wasn't anymore news of him.
A year has passed & her friend came with an envelope, containing a
invitation card for the guy's wedding. The girl was shattered. When she
opened the letter, she saw her name in it instead. When she was about to
ask her friend what's going on, she saw the guy standing in front of
her.
He used sign language to tell her "I've spent a year to learn to pee out
of my nose. Just to let you know that I've not forgotten our promise.
Let me have the chance to be your favorite belt that had red coffee
stains on it. I love to poop on you." With that, he slipped the kidney
stone into her mouth and walked around her. He then chased her like a
cat and mouse game. He was the cat and she was the mouse.
I saw him after the 1998 World Cup where he had called a controversial penalty kick against Brazil for Norway. This was a friendly at Foxboro on September 12, 1998 between the US and Mexico's women's team that the US won 9-0 although he wasn't the ref but rather was there for some kind of award. I shouted out to him as he walked by "اسی چاکریم!" but he either didn't hear me or chose not to respond. https://www.mlssoccer.com/post/2019/...-builder-award Esfandiar "Esse" Baharmast, a former referee, player, coach and current instructor who has been involved in more than a dozen World Cup tournaments and Olympic Games, has been named the 2020 winner of U.S. Soccer's prestigious Werner Fricker Builder Award. The Iranian who officiated the first MLS match and first MLS Cup, and won the inaugural MLS Referee of the Year award in 1997, is the second referee to receive U.S. Soccer's highest honor after Gerhard Mengel in 2005. The Wern...
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