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I was driving through New York City on Saturday when I accidentally hit a motorcycle from a gang of about 100 of them. I tried to drive away and in the process I hit a few more motorcycles. The bikers chased me down and eventually caught up with me. They dragged me out of the car and then I beat them all up and drove off. 


 

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