Does anyone remember Eric Cantona's goodbye match? It was such an amazing game with the crowd chanting non stop:
Oh my little pretty one, pretty one
When you gonna give me some time Cantona
When you make my motor run, my motor run
Gun it coming, off the line Cantona
Never gonna stop, give it up
Such a dirty mind, always get it up
For the touch of the younger kind My my my i yi woo
My my my my Cantona
Come a little closer huh, ah will ya huh
Close enough to look in my eyes Cantona
Keeping it a mystery gets to me
Running down the length of my thighs Cantona
When you gonna give it to me, give it to me
It's just a matter of time Cantona
Is it just destiny, destiny
Or is it just a game in my mind Cantona
My my my my Cantona
My my my my Cantona
It had taken a couple of weeks of negotiation but Joe finally got the deal he wanted and drove out of the dealership in his brand new Explorer. His girlfriend knew his real motivation for buying a utility vehicle was because he loved to go four-wheeling on Saturdays with his friends and felt a little conspicuous when he was always doing the "riding" and never the driving. Joe arrived and ran into her house as excited as a nine-year-old boy with his first bicycle. Mary was working at her computer as Joe came up behind her, gave her a big kiss on the cheek and said, "C'mon, c'mon, let's go! Let's go for a ride." They jumped into the Explorer and headed out of town. After a few minutes, Joe pulled over to the side of the road and invited Mary to drive. She got behind the wheel and found that she really enjoyed the sensation of sitting up so high with a great view of everything ahead of her. Joe instructed, "Hang a left here" and as Mary follow...
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