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یک آهنگ رپ بود که توی مدرسه بچه ها میخوندند.همش یادم نیست اما هر چی جلوتر می رفتی بدترمیشد از نظر حرف های کاف دار. یک بار اتفاقا یک جا مهمونی بودیم و برق ها رفته بود و دیگه بجای ضبط هر کی یک دهان می خوند. به دوستم گفتم مایکل و مدونا را بخون. گفت نه نمیشه تیکه های بد داره. گفتم خوب تیکه های بدش را نخون. گفت پس هیچی اش را نباید بخونم

اده مایکل و مدونا و برک دنس
اده سندرا و سامانتا و فلاش دنس
اده کیم قیف بستنی آلاسکا
اده نیسان پاترول تویوتا
اده کوه به کوه اده اپسی کوه
اده عمت بردم پشت کوه
ب ب ب ب به تو هر چی میگم که اثر نداره
کیر از تو کون من که خبر نداره
اده کیرمو بگیرو اینو بذا لات
اده این پاتو اون پاتو هر دوتا پات
ف ف ف ف فرامرز
شورتتو به من میدی قرض
نه نه نه نه نمیدم
منتظر حمیدم
دیگه نمیام خونتون
کس خار همتون
سرلاک بده بچت کوفت کنه
مال منو میبینه سنگکوب کنه
تو که صبح میری ظهر میدی شب میای
حالا صبح برو ظهر بده شب نیا
وقتی رفتی به قربت
این بود کون قلمبت

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