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Every time I go to lift weights I think about mitochondria, the power house of the cell, and I get my new personal best. Shakespeare totally gave me the vocabulary I need to understand all the mid century poems I see in the daily news. Whenever my car breaks down and I need a repair I just remember how oxidation equations help me solve internal combustion chemistry and voila, AAA isn’t needed. Pythagorean's theorem and quadratic formulas are useful in preparing taxes and developing a tax strategy. Don’t even get me started on what mitosis has done for my sex life. 



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