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I’ve been told all my life that you not only poop but pee when you die. I just don’t see it. I feel like maybe if you had one in the chamber already, then yes. But they want you to think no matter what when you die you poop and pee. What if I had just pooped? You expect me to poop if I had I already pooped? Nonsense.
Still I would like clarification on this. 


 

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