In the mid 90s I frequented IRC chatrooms (although we called them channels). I sometimes used to pick the username of Gargar and after speaking normally for a while I would suddenly began repeating the word gargar non stop until I would get booted from the room. I would immediately change my username to something normal and reenter and have a normal chat with everyone who often times would still be talking about how annoying the guy they had just booted was. After a bit of chatting I would then change my username to Gargar again and begin repeatedly typing gargar until once again I was booted. This cycle would repeat many times until everyone was on guard and would immediately check the info/email address of anyone entering the chatroom.
"My parents, brother, and I left Iran in 1980, shortly after the revolution. After a brief stay in Italy, we packed all our belongings once again and headed west to the exotic and the unknown: Vancouver. We had recently been accepted as landed immigrants, meaning Canada graciously opened its doors and we gratefully accepted; we arrived at Vancouver International Airport on my 10th birthday, three suitcases and one sewing machine in tow. After respectful but intense questioning at immigration, we were dropped off at a hotel on Robson Street, which was then still a couple years shy of becoming the fashionable tourist hub it is today. We were jetlagged, culture shocked, and hungry, so that first night, my father and brother courageously ventured out into the wild in search of provisions. I fell asleep before they returned. The next morning, I woke up at 5 a.m. and ravenously feasted on a cold Quarter Pounder with cheese and limp French fries that had been left by my beds...

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