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In the early 90s I went to Six Flags. A guy playing with balloons was putting on a show. He asked for a volunteer and a girl, roughly 10, stepped up. He told her he was about to do an amazing magic trick but in order to do it she had to say the magic word which was "wing wing". The girl said it and nothing happened. He told her to say it again but this time louder. She repeated wing wing but again nothing happened. He told her to shout it out and at the top of her lungs the girl screamed WING WING. The man immediately twisted one of his balloons to look like a phone receiver, held it to his ears and said hewwo.


 

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