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The best prank to pull on anyone is to tell them to close their eyes and then smash a pan full of diarrhea in their face.  
Guys please sign the petition to increase the diameter of the basketball rim in NBA games to 3 feet.   
I do a lot of posting here but as I grow older I realize that it is becoming more difficult. It is thus that I am searching for some assistance and someone to be my assistant and number 2. If anyone would like to be my number 2 please PM me and once I have enough candidates for people requesting to be my number 2 we can start a post and poll where each candidate can explain why they feel like they will be my ideal number 2.   
I'm sure many of us here know the same people although we may not know about it yet. To figure out what people two posters might both know everyone please post the names of everyone you know.   
Last night I had a wonderful dream that I was roaming Sharif University. Then I woke up and realized I had already achieved this huge milestone.
Barry Goldberg is Iranian. He was portrayed by Troy Gentile (born Troy Francis Farshi). Gentile was born in Boca Raton, Florida to Debra (née Gentile) and Albert Farshi. When he was four years old, his family moved to Los Angeles, California.   
My appointment was for 9:15 am. I arrived at the main headquarters at 8:30. There were different lines separated by purpose and appointment time so I asked the guard where to go for my interview. After lining up, I realized I left my pen and resume in the car and so I had to go back though in the end I did not really need them. The pen was only used twice, filling out the employment history form that I had already filled out online. First door to the main building was for security checks where they really confiscated mobile phones and some items which are not allowed, most people had to go out and give their phones to friends or vendors outside for safe keeping. Some just threw the small stuff in the trash like lighters or perfume. Actually there were warnings about that even outside, the vendors were saying them repeatedly but the people in my line were saying like maybe it's not true. I on the other hand knew that it's not allowed so when someone asked me what ...