Absolute Random Nonsense

When I was a teenager I expressed that I didn't want to get eaten alive. After further thought I concluded that I didn't even wanna get eaten after dying.  

Police in Los Angeles are searching for a suspect who gunned down a doctor who treated movie stars and athletes and was found dead near his vehicle outside a medical center. It happened Aug. 23 around 6:12 p.m. in the 5900 block of Topanga Canyon Boulevard, the Los Angele Police Department said in a news release. When officers arrived, the victim was found with a gunshot wound and was pronounced dead at his workplace. The victim was identified in multiple reports as 61-year-old Dr. Hamid Mirshojae. "Everyone in the Woodland Hills area, even in LA, they know him because he was a really good doctor," Maryem Alaei, Mirshojae's family friend, told KTLA. "Always laughing, always joking, always helping people." A motive has not been identified, and police said the shooter took off on foot. No suspect description is available. Staff at the clinic told the Daily Mail he was ambushed by three men with baseball bats and Beaten outside the clinic just a few months ...

When Apameh Schönauer was named Miss Germany 2024 on Saturday, the Berliner beamed onstage in her sash, a giant smile on her face. A mother and a working architect, Schönauer says she’s passionate about women’s rights and helping migrants assimilate to life in Germany. She too is a migrant – born in Iran, she immigrated to Germany with her family when she was six. Schönauer said the first years of living in a foreign country were difficult – she struggled to fit in at school and lost sight of who she was as a person. Her organisation Shirzan (meaning 'lioness') helps oppressed women, encouraging them to “share their stories and their experiences, to inspire and support each other so they can realize their full potential.”  

Would it be wrong to decide to eat a pomegranate but instead chew on the loose skin of the underside of an old man’s feet while bathing in maple syrup?   

When I was younger I imagined putting a lion in a fire. Later I also pictured adding litmus paper.

I was visiting a friend who does a lot of gondeh goozi and poz and always likes to pretend he knows (and owns) everything. So he had bought this weird looking painting that I thought was horrible and had hung it on the wall and asked me what I thought about it. Just to mess with him I decided to make up some nonsense and said, "Someone with your artistic sense should know that the horizontal striations of the painting is totally at odds with the representational tonality of the fireplace and thus nullifies the vertical extension and harmonious solidity of the chandelier." The proper response would have been to ask me what the hell does that even mean as it meant absolutely nothing but being the person that he is he simply nodded and said "Oh, so you noticed that too?"   

I would like a day to be chosen to be known as Ramin Sadr Day. I would like a celebration each year on this day with everyone giving me cash and items. On this day I would like people to let me know what they like about me and in return I will let them know what I don't like about them. I would also like it to be announced on the front page of Yahoo! and possibly on other web sites as well. Let me know what day works for you guys.   

Many people have told me that my love is like a wincharger.  

Since President Joe Biden dropped out of the 2024 presidential race, the public's attention has shifted to glaring age gap between former President Donald Trump and Vice President Kamala Harris. Trump's flailing attacks on Harris and often incoherent speeches have raised questions about his ability to serve another term. Ramin Setoodeh, a journalist who interviewed Trump six times in 2021 for his book "Apprentice in Wonderland," told Salon that he noticed lapses in the 78-year-old's memory even three years ago. "So when I went to interview Donald Trump, my first interview was shortly after he left the White House in May of 2021. And then when I returned back to Trump Tower later that summer, because he invited me to go back to have a second interview, he didn't recall meeting with me or our first interview, and he told me that was “a long time ago.” He struggled with the chronology of events, particularly some of the events that happened in th...

I realized my Sharif University caliber intelligence does not extend to my volleyball skills.